God the farmer?
by hugo brucciani
august 2017
maybe
at the heart of the multiverse is
the yin-yang
the dual consciousness that
everything is made of
the yin-yang evolved into
a conscious being
conjoined twins
after a while
it wanted
more energy
new energy
it created life:
goldilocks planets and
DNA because
life is new energy
when a life form dies
the new energy goes
eventually to
the yin-yang
it made some
corrections like
on this planet
wiped out the dinosaurs
with a massive
strategically placed
asteroid
to clear the way for
humans because
because of
human consciousness
human souls are
super-energy
took a while from the
first cells to humans but there’s
no shortcut to
gowing superconsciousness and
what’s four billion solar system cycles between
friends?
yin and yang were
friends back then
harmonious and
complementary but
competition evolved
the twins separated
pushy yang got greedy
wanted more
super-energy
soul goes through
layers to be
depersonalised
the layers are
also dual
the energy can go to
yin or yang
clever yang made a
fast track through
the layers to yang:
religion
what you believe
determines your
afterlife destination
yang became god
used human goodness
(evolved through sociability)
to create religion
quick yang did a number on
yin
said yang had created
yin
said yin had turned evil
and had been expelled
all lies
yin fought back but
was beaten by yang’s PR
support services
including
angels, miracles, prophets and
divine revelations were
provided by
god’s ineffable algorithms
god wants you
religious and dead
mass religious deaths are
great for god
religious wars are
perfect
anticipated by
god’s algorithms
human intelligence evolved to
the point of enlightenment
now that ‘god’ is dead
the super-energy from
dead humans
no longer pours through
god’s fast track
it can now go to
yin
restoring balance for
a while
god the farmer
moves on to
other crops on
other planets
will slow yin protect us from
the scorched-earth strategy of
yang’s judgemental algorithms in
the prophesied end times to come?
will yin
defend its
post-enlightenment sustainable source of
super-energy?
Or will yin
lazily accept the
massive final shot
as godless humanity
dies?
maybe
Editor’s note: for an alternative (if equally bleak) view of life on earth – humanity as a failed experiment – see Brucciani’s lockdown is like the end of the world.
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