The plumber’s in your bathroom
Your place of stink and steam
They know your dirty secrets
They know your dirty dreams
They’re in the heart of your home
The animal part that’s private
Your private parts are known to them
They understand your pipes and taps
And drains. They politely ignore the stains.
The plumber’s in your bathroom
Let’s hope they sort it out this time
Let’s hope the bill’s not big
Let’s hope they finish soon
So you can go and mess it up
With your dirty poo and pee
But the plumber’s still in your bathroom
Make them a cup of tea
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