
Beware the talking animal
Do not trust its word
Ignore this traitor’s warning
Pretend you haven’t heard
Help me, help me, help me
My life is just a mess
Can you tell me if it’s worth it
Or do I have to guess?
Is it getting better
Or is it getting worse?
Can there be a blessing
Concealed within the curse?
Yes, I’m a human being
But I hate the human race
I look into the mirror
And I hate my human face
Beware the talking animal
Do not trust its word
Ignore this traitor’s warning
Pretend you haven’t heard